SMS

2010-05-24T06:47:00.001-07:00

Select 1 number You like. I'll tell which type of mind u got according to psychology. Its true Research But reply must.
REALITY

020, 120, 244, 264, 557, 302, 309, 900

Answer:
020: Irritating Mind
302: Cute Mind
244: Soft Mind
264: Fast Mind
557: Loving Mind
120: Duffer Mind
309: Lazy Mind
900: Romantic Mind

2010-05-24T06:46:00.000-07:00

Today's Game!

Aapka Or Mera Rishta.

Plz Select Any 1 Number.

445, 663, 999, 881,
554, 336, 000, 118.

Reply is Must.

999: Khubsurat Ehsaas
000: Best Friend
445: Sincerity
554: Time Pass
663: G/F, B/F
336: Dil k Rishta
881: Love
118: Dhoka

2010-05-24T06:45:00.006-07:00

1 ladke ne 1 ladki se uska nema pucha to ladki ne kaha
meri skuti ke piche likha he

6.1
6.3
6.2
2.1

dimag ho to ladki ka nam batao.
Only for inteligent

2010-05-24T06:45:00.005-07:00

Q: Agar Aapki Wife / Husband So Gaye Hain Aur Aapki Birthday Hai To Aap Us Pe Kya Karengy?

1. Naraz Ho Kar Beth Jaogay?

2. Muaf Kardo Gy?

3. Us Se Koi Gift Mango Gy?

4. Usko Kiss Karne Ko Kahogy?

5. Ya Bus Chup Ho Kar Beth Jaogy?

Reply Me.

2010-05-24T06:45:00.003-07:00

(Challnge)
Purane zmane me 1 baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:Aapki umar kitni hy?
2:Is Bachi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:Is Bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1 lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Bataiye wo lafz kia tha?

Reply Must.

Answer: Nawasi(89)

2010-05-24T06:45:00.001-07:00

Intelligent ho to Jawab Do:

God, Mother, One, Ball.

In 4 Alfaaz ko Aise Milay k Pakistan ki Mashhoor Shakhsiat ka Naam banay?

Answer: Alama Iqbal

2010-05-24T06:43:00.000-07:00

Jis se Aap Pyar Karte ho Us Se Shadi k Kitne % Chance Hain.

Koi ek select karen.
A, B, S, N, E, F, T, Y, R, K.

Reply me fast.

Answer:

A. 50%:
B. 00%
S. 100%
N. 90%
E. 10%
F. 75%
T. 05%
Y. 60%
R. 98%
K. 20%

2009-12-19T15:38:00.001-08:00

She Is Kidding...

Sardar:
Translated Into Urdu...

"Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai" ... =D ;->

2009-12-19T15:37:00.000-08:00

Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor

"HIMMAT FAN"

AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.

Asal, , ,

KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)

2009-12-19T15:36:00.002-08:00

Zindagi Apni Har Dam Safar Main Yehi Suntay Guzri Faraz...

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Nipa, Civic Center, Jail Road, Garden,
Sadar, Tower, Towerr, Towerrreyaaa!!! :-)

2009-12-19T15:36:00.001-08:00

In Sardiyon Main Romance Acha Nahi

FARAZ

Geezar Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!

2009-12-19T15:35:00.000-08:00

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

2009-12-19T15:30:00.000-08:00

â€¢ Wife: â€Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na jiâ€
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jaoâ€¦â€
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

2009-10-15T05:29:00.000-07:00

Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???

Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)

2009-10-15T05:28:00.000-07:00

Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me

2009-10-15T05:27:00.000-07:00

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess

2009-10-15T05:26:00.002-07:00

I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

HAIR

AIR
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-
-
-
-
-

Answer : CHAIR

Read More......

2009-10-15T05:26:00.001-07:00

Solve this riddle:-
“The Fishermen love me.
But doctors hate me.
Kids want 2 eat me.
I am a 13 letter word,
Who am I? Hint
_H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

Answer=Chathuringmes
(It is a technical word for worms)

2009-10-15T05:25:00.002-07:00

A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?

Answer= they are husband and wife

2009-10-15T05:25:00.001-07:00

Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

Its challenge 4 u!

Ans: chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc.

2009-10-15T05:24:00.002-07:00

What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer….

Answer=The Eye

2009-10-15T05:24:00.001-07:00

aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain
ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon?
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jo teir raha hai wo nur..
jo teir rahi hai wo mada..!

2009-10-15T05:23:00.002-07:00

Arrange the Numbers 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. so that they sum up to 100.

You Can use only + and -

ANSWER:
0 + 123 - 4 - 5 - 7 + 8 - 9 = 100

2009-10-15T05:23:00.001-07:00

Complete this Sentence...

AhMeD
hai to acha magar . . . . . . ?
Reply Must :)

2009-10-15T05:19:00.000-07:00

What you want to be in your next birth?

My bro/sis
My Friend
My Lover
My Enemy
My Husband/Wife
My b.f/g.f
My Son or Daughter
My relative
Any Other?

Reply With Reason.

2009-10-05T03:55:00.000-07:00

(,")/
(! ! Oh hello
.!!.

Sun rahy ho k nai?

(',')
Mujhe SMS
.!!.

Ap k parosi kareinge kya?Zimedari ka ehsas hi nahi rha logon mein!

2009-10-05T03:54:00.000-07:00

Still Wake … Good Night

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘

still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!

2009-10-05T03:53:00.000-07:00

l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U
Happy Birthday

2009-10-05T03:52:00.000-07:00

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,Chalo sit stand kro
<@>Y.IL
<@><>
<@>Y.IL
<@><><@>Y
ILChalo bus karo aindaSMS kertay rehna.

2009-10-05T03:51:00.000-07:00

)))))( c ‘o‘:.,-’)))))
( c ‘==o‘:.,-’)))))
( c ‘===o‘:.,-’)))))
( c ‘=======o‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)

2009-10-05T03:50:00.000-07:00

let
“me”
show
you..
thebest
picture..
inthe world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()(,’o’) ( ‘o’,)(,) (,) (,) (,)=
hum tum=
friends.

2009-10-05T03:47:00.000-07:00

24 SmileS..

:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

For You,

One For Each Hour.!

So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..

2009-09-15T16:59:00.003-07:00

Ek Mulazam ne boss Se kaha:Agr ap NE meri pay na barhai to. . .?
Boss(wid rude):to
Employe:to
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To
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Phir mA¡N isi pay per guzara kroOn gA

2009-09-15T16:59:00.001-07:00

What is the definition of a Modern Employer?
Modern employer
is the one who is looking for men between 25 and 30 with 40 years experience..!!

2009-09-15T16:58:00.004-07:00

Prayer Of An Employee :
Dear God,
Give Me The Wisdom To Understand My Boss.. ..
Give Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To Understand His Deeds.. ..
But Dearest God Don’t Give The Power Because If You Give Me Power,
I WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.

2009-09-15T16:58:00.003-07:00

Morning note : Arguing with Boss is jst like wrestling with a cow in the mud. After sometime u realize that u r getting dirty & the cow is enjoying it.

2009-09-15T16:58:00.001-07:00

Biwi shohar se: aaj ap daftar se jaldi kese aa gae?
Shohr: achanak mere boss ko gusa aa gaya or bola jahanum mein jao,to me foran utha or tumhare pas chala aya.

2009-09-15T16:57:00.006-07:00

Memom Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga…….;-)

2009-09-15T16:57:00.005-07:00

Boss:(asking the applicant)Why did you leave your last job?
Applicant:Illness.
Boss:What was the trouble?
Applicant:My boss was sick of me!

2009-09-15T16:57:00.003-07:00

Message From Boss to Employes
” ChOoSe a JoB
YoU lOvE
AnD
YoU wIlL nEvEr
HaVe t0 WoRk
A dAy

2009-09-15T16:57:00.001-07:00

Boss-Ek Accha Mirror Leke Avao Jisme
Muje Mera Chehra Dikaye De
Sardar-Boss Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Per Sabme
Mere Hi Chehra Dikha
Apka Chehra Diknewala Nhi Mila

2009-09-15T16:55:00.000-07:00

Boss: Tum Ne Kis Larki Ko Secertry Ki Job Par Rakh Lia Usy To Gramar Hi Nahi Aati.
Manager: Ap Ne Gramer Kaha Tha? Main Samjha GLAMOUR Kaha Hai.

2009-09-14T17:02:00.003-07:00

Keep This In Mind
If U R Ever Forced By A Robber
Or Someone 2 Take Money Out Of An ATM Machine,

Enter Ur Pin No In Rever
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Enter 4521 Instead.

The ATM Machine Wil Gv U Ur Money,
But Wil Automaticaly Recognise Dis
As A Cal 4 Help N Wil Alert De
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Machines,

Bt Nt Many People Kno Dis
Plz Pas Dis Info On 2 Others. . . . . .

2009-09-14T17:02:00.001-07:00

Fact:
A Girl May Not Help U 2 Get
Lot Of Salary,
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But
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Salary May Help U 2 Get
A
Lot Of Girls.

Moral:
So, Luv Ur Work Not Girls.

2009-09-14T17:01:00.000-07:00

Teen Chizen Kabhi Mat Karna:
1. Intizaar;
2. Etibaar Or
3. Izhaar.
Kamyab Rahogay.

Teen Batoon Par Amal Karo:
1. Qura’an;
2. Sunnat Or
3. Nasihat.
Zindgi Behtreen Guzaroge.

Teen Chizen Sanbahal Ke Rakhna:
1. Raaz;
2. Zuban Or
3. Haya.
Kabhi Na Pachtaogay.

Teen Kaamon Me Jaldi Karo:
1. Farz;
2. Qarz Or
3. Shadi.
Sukoon Milega.

Teen Dost Banalo:
1. Nek Aamal;
2. Husn-E-Akhlaq Or
3. Kitaab.
Kabi Tanha Na Rahoge.

Teen Admi Ban Ke Dekhao:

1. Mukhlis;
2. Sachay Ummati Or
3. Farmanbardar.
Jannat Milegi.

2009-09-14T17:00:00.004-07:00

Socho
U.S.A Jis Se Darta Hai
Un Sab Ke Akhir Mai
N Ata Hai

Quran
Taliban
Pakistan
Iran
Usama Bin Ladin
Afghanistan
Wazirstan
Pathan
Aur Sab Se Barh Kar
Musalman

2009-09-14T17:00:00.003-07:00

Ashfaq Ahmed Likhtay Hain…
1 Sawal Ne Mujhe Bohat Pareshan Keya!
MOMIN Aur MUSLIM Mein Kya Faraq Hai?
Bohat Logon Se Pucha Lekin Kissi K Jawab Se Mutmin Na Hua…
1 Daffa 1 Village Se Guzra
Dekha K 1 Baba G Gannay Ka Russ Nikaal Rahay Hain
Na Janay Dill Mein Kheyaal Aaya K Inn Se Sawal Poochon
Tou Main Ne Salam Keya Aur Ijazat Lae Kar Sawal Btaaya
He Thought & Replied!
“Muslim Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ko Manta Hai…….”
Aur
“Momin Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ki Manta Hai”

2009-09-14T17:00:00.001-07:00

ANKHAIN

Jab Ye Jhukti Ha To
Dunya Ki Har Shay Apne Andar Samait Leti Hy

Jab Ye Dekhti Ha To
Samandr Ki Gehraion Se Moti Nikal Leti Hy

Jab Ye Mskurati Hy To
Dunya Ki Tamam Masumiat Apne Andar Jazb Kr Leti Hy

Jab Roti Ha To
Arsh Ko Hila Deti Hy

Or Jab Band Hoti Hy To
Dunya Ko Rula Deti Hy

2009-09-14T16:59:00.002-07:00

Dil Ne Kaha Ankh Se:

Daikha Kero Kum
Dekhti Ho Tum
Taraptay Hain Hum

Ankh Ne Jawab Diya:

Socha Kero Kum
Sochtay Ho Tum
Barstay Hain Hum

2009-09-14T16:59:00.001-07:00

What Is More Painful?

When A Person Whom You Trust
Hurts You

Or

The Person Whom You Hurt
Still Trusts You?

Think…..!

2009-09-14T16:58:00.006-07:00

ON
Aug 8th
2008
At 8 Min
And 8 Sec
After 8am
Or 8 Pm
The Time And Date Will Be
08:08:08:08/08/08
This Will Never Happen On Earth Again..!!

2009-09-14T16:58:00.005-07:00

Question:
Agar Pareshani Ka Taluq Dimaagh Se Hai
Tu Heart Attack Q Hota Hai?

Aur

Agar Ishq Ka Taluq Dil Se Hai
Tu Ishq Mai Log Pagal Q Hotay Hain?

2009-09-14T16:58:00.003-07:00

The Four Blessed Looks:

Look Back And Thank God
Look Forward And Trust God
Look Around And Serve God
Look Within And Find God

2009-09-14T16:58:00.001-07:00

Somebody Asked GOD ‘I Want Peace”
GOD Replied, “Remove The I, That Is Ego;
Remove The Want, That Is Desire;
& Peace Will Be Automatically There

2009-09-14T16:34:00.002-07:00

As Days Go By
My Feelings Get Stronger

To Be In Ur Arms
I Can’t Wait Any Longer

Look Into My Eyes
&
U’ll See That It’s True,
Day & Night My Thought R Of U..

2009-09-14T16:34:00.001-07:00

Kiss kiss ne kiss kissko kiss kiss mehfil mein KISS kiya
Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

2009-09-14T16:33:00.006-07:00

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!

2009-09-14T16:33:00.005-07:00

People say
A blessed KISS is on HEAD

A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS

A passionate KISS is on LIPS

A romantic KISS is on NECK

But seriously

HOTTEST KISS is on

Iron

Try it:p

2009-09-14T16:33:00.003-07:00

Whats life ?
Life is love.

Whats love ?
Love is kissing.

Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

2009-09-14T16:33:00.001-07:00

A KISS …

Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) …

That’s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know

2009-09-14T16:32:00.003-07:00

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se,

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

2009-09-14T16:32:00.001-07:00

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

2009-09-14T16:31:00.004-07:00

What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

2009-09-14T16:31:00.003-07:00

Life is nothing without LOVE,
Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional, yar just b practical

So STOP loving and START Kissing.

2009-09-14T16:31:00.001-07:00

Larkion k lips per KISS krne ki waja?
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ye wo wahid triqa hai jis se wo thori
dair k liye khamosh ho jati hain.

2009-09-14T16:30:00.000-07:00

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

2009-09-14T16:05:00.000-07:00

Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya

Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya

Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya

2009-09-14T16:04:00.004-07:00

Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna.
Jub b barish ho mera soog manate rehna.

Tum gay ho to sari shaam ye adat tehri.
Bus kinare pe khare hath hilate rehna.

Jane is dil ko ye adab kahan se aaye.
Us ki rahoo me nigahoo ko bichate rehna.

1 modat se ye maamool howa hai ab to.
Aap hi roothna aap hi manate rehna.

Tum ko maaloom he Saqi, ye pagal pan he.
Door jate howe logoo ko bulate rehna.

2009-09-14T16:04:00.003-07:00

Main usay kaise aikaila chor don is rah main
sath jo chalta raha majboriyon k baad bhi.

ban k khusboo rach gya hy yun mere ehsas main
door ho paya nahi woh dooriyon k bad bhi

rafta rafta us ko bhi ye duniya ra’as aa gye
muskra k woh mila hy ranjishon k bad bhi

fasly kb kum howay hain rabton k bad bhi
ajnabi thay ajnabi hain “mohabbaton” k baad bhi

2009-09-14T16:04:00.001-07:00

Bas itni si inaayat mujh pe aik baar kijiye
Kabhi aa ke mere zakhmon ka dedaar kijiye

Ho jaaye begaane aap shauq se sanam
Aapkee hain aapkee rahegey aitbaar kijiye

Parhne waale hi darr jaayen dekh kar ise
Kitaab-e-dil ko itnaa na daagdaar kijiye

Na majboor kijiye, ke main unko bhool jaaun
Mujhe meri wafaaon ka na gunehgaar kijiye

In jalte diyon ko dekh kar na muskuraaiye
Zara hawaaon ke chalne ka intezaar kijiye

Karna hai ishq aapse karte rahenge hum
Jo bhi karna hai aapko mere sarkaar, kijiye

Phir sapno ka ashiyaan bana liya hai maine
Phir aandhiyon ko aap khabardaar kijiye

Hame na dikhaiye ye daulaate ye shohrat
Hum pyaar ke bhookhe hain humey pyaar kijiye

2009-09-14T16:03:00.003-07:00

Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho?

Khamosh zuban k lafzo mein,
Kuch poshida si baatein hain,

In poshida si baaton mein,
Kuch chahat ki barsaten hain,

In baton ko hum muddat se,
Seeny me chupa k bethe hain,

Kuch paaye bina kuch khoo dena,
Ye pyar mein hum ne seekha hai,

Suraj mein chand sitaron me,
Har shey me tumhi ko dekha hai,

Dharkan me bhi naghma ban ke,
Sagar ki tarha tum behty ho,

Ye pyar nahi to tum hi kaho,
Phir pyar kise tum kehte ho.

2009-09-14T16:03:00.001-07:00

Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha,
wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di,
mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di,
usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

meray dil main jo dar aya,koi mujh main b dar aya,
waheen ik rabta toota,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

rawan tha piyar NUS NUS main,bohat qurbat thi apis main,
usay kuch aur sun-ana tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

ghalat fehmi ne baton ko barha dala younhi warna,
kaha kuch tha,wo kuch samjha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha.

2009-09-14T16:02:00.006-07:00

Kuch Udaas Kuch Khamosh
Kuch Bebas SiLakeerien Merey
Haath Ki?
Dhoondta Rehta Hoon Aksar In Lakeeron Main
Aik Lakeer Tere Naam Ki
Kuch Maloom Bhi Hey
Kuch Dil Bhi Janta Hey
Ke In Lakeeron Main Koi
Lakeer Nahi Tere Naam Ki
Phir Bhi Naa Jane Kion Dhondta Rehta Hoon
Aksar Ek Lakeer Tere
Naam Ki
Aik Lakeer
Terey Naam Ki….
Terey Naam Ki….

2009-09-14T16:02:00.005-07:00

Jab seena gham se bojhl ho aur yaad kisi ki aati ho,
Tab kamre mein band ho jana aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab aankhein bhaari ho jaayen aur yaad mein meri bhar aayen,
Phir khud ko dhoka mat dena,aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab palken qarb se mondi ho aur sab samjhe tum sote ho,
Tab chehre par takiya rakh lena aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Yeh duniya zalim duniya hai…yeh baat bahut phelayegi,
Tum sabke saamne chup rehna aur chupke chupke ro lena,

Jab baarish chehra dho daale aur ashq bhi bonden lagte ho,
Woh lamha hargiz mat khona aur chupke chupke ro lena.

2009-09-14T16:02:00.003-07:00

Bhari mehfil mein tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Tere barey mein sochte rehna acha lagta hai

Kabhi pholon mein, kabhi kaliyon mein
Tujh ko hi dhoondhte rehna acha lagta hai

Meri zindgi ki khushiyan tumhi se hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai

Tumharey baghair zindgi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarah tumhari tamanna karna acha lagta hai

Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai

2009-09-14T16:02:00.001-07:00

Lahoo ronay se darta hoon , juda honay se darta hoon ,
Meri aankhain batati hain k main sonay se darta hoon ..

Meri unggli pakar laina mujhe tanha nahi karna,
Ye dunya aik maila hai tumhain khonay se darta hoon…

Jo hansti ho tu kyun palkoon k goshay bheeg jatay hain ,
Tumhain maloom hai main iss tarah ronay se darta hoon …

Ye jab se khwaab daikha hai tum mujhe choor jaao gee ,
Main ab darta hoon khwaabon se main ab sonay se darta hoon…

2009-09-14T16:01:00.004-07:00

Kachi devaar hun Thokar na lagana mujhko,
Apni nazaron me Basa kr na girana mujhko

Tumko ankhon me tasavvur ki tarh rakhta hun,
Dil me dhadkan ki tarh tum B basana mujhko

Baat karne me jo mushkil ho tumhe mahafil me,
Main samajh jaoga nazron se batana mujhko,

Vaada utana hi kro jitna nibha sakte ho,
Khvab pura jo na ho vo na dikhana mujhko

Apne rishte ki nazakt ka bharm rakh lena,
Main to Aashiq hun deevana na banana mujhko

2009-09-14T16:01:00.003-07:00

Baray-e-naam sahi koi meharbaan to he,
Hamare sar pe Bhi hone ko Aasamaan to he

Teri faraakhdili ko duaen deta hun,
Mere labon pe tere lams ka nishaan to he

Ye aur bat k vo ab yahan nahi rahta,
Magr ye us ka basaya hua makaan to he

Alavaa is k na kuch aur parda rakh mujhse
Fasiil-e-jism mere tere darmiyan to he

Bichar k zinda nahi rah sakenge ham 2no,
Mujhe ye vaham to hai un ko ye gumaan to he

Saron pe saya_figan abr-e-Aarzu na sahi,
Hamare pas saraabon ka sayabaan to he

2009-09-14T16:01:00.001-07:00

Aik raat hui barsaat bahaut,
Main roya saari raat bahaut.
Her gham tha zamaane ka lekin,
Main tanha tha us raat bahaut.
Phir aankh se aik saawan barsa,
Jab sehar hui to khyal aaya,
Woh baadal kitna tanha tha,
Jo barsa saari raat bahaut.

2009-09-14T16:00:00.002-07:00

Har taraf samundar hai kinara kiyon nahin milta,
Mere Mola bata mujhko sahara kiyon nahi milta,
Mujhe is sheher main din bhar hazaaron log milte hain,
Jisse main dhoondne nikla woh piyara kiyon nahin milta,
Jisse chaha, jisse pooja, jisse socha, jisse likha,
Mere Mola mera us se sitara kiyon nahin milta

2009-09-14T16:00:00.001-07:00

Muhbat hum say karni ho to phir wada nahi karna,
ye waday hum nay Dekhay hain k aksar tot jatay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir zid bhi nahi karna,
ye zid bhi hum Nay dekhi hai k sathi chhot jatay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir tohfa nahi daina,
ye tohfay hum nay Dekhay hain buht majbor kartay hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir shikwa nahi karna,
ye shikway hum nay Dekhe hain dilon ko dor karte hain

Muhbat hum say karni hai to phir roya na karna,
ye aanson hum nay Dekhay hain dilon ko cheer detay hain

2009-09-14T15:59:00.000-07:00

Sadiyon se jaagi aankhon ko, Ek baar sulaane aa jaao.
Mana ki tumko pyar nahi, Nafrat hi jataane aa jaao.

Jis morr pe mujhko chor gaye, Main baithi abtak soch rahi,
Kya bhool huyee kyon juda huye? Bas ye samjhaane aa jaao.

Har lamha teri furqat me, Main tarap rahi main taras rahi,
Meri maano tum is dil ko, Kuch pal behlaane aa jaao.

Qatra qatra shabnam se pyaas, Bujhhti nahi barh jaati hai,
Tum apni ek jhalak dekar, Ab meri pyaas barhaa jaao.

Shayad ye jeena aasaan ho, Gar dil me koii armaan na ho.
Meri barhti har hasrat ko, Haathon se jalaane aa jaao.

Mujhpar laakh sitam dhaao, Ya dard ke pehloo me rakho,
Isse pehle aankhein moondoon, Mere Khwab churane aa jaao.

2009-09-13T13:17:00.003-07:00

Hello meri jaan!
Jano ek Baat batoo
Tum mujhse Sachi Batana
Jhoot Nahin bolna

K

Tum mujhy se
.
.
.
Eid ka koi Mahngha gift
To nahin mango gay?

Wishing you Happy Eid Mubarak in advance,
For the following 10 Years.

2009
2010
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018

Agar Coming 10 Years main aapko koi Pehle Wish karne ka dawa kary.

To Ek Rakh k chamat dena aur ye msg dikha dena. Ok?

Don't Delete It.

2009-09-13T13:17:00.001-07:00

Asalam-o-Alaikum

Pyare dosto Aur Azizo.

Aaj 20 Roza hai, Main aaj se baqaida ailaan karta hon.

k Maine Eid Gifts, Dosti k Tohfay,
Cash, Cheques, Sweets, Tamam Mobile Cards, Perfumes waghera qabool karne ka aaghaz kar diya hai.

To Dair na kijiye, Rush se bachiye, Jaldi Laaiye, Waqt bachaiye.

Thank You.

2009-09-13T13:16:00.004-07:00

Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam behja hai.

Sitaron ne Aasman se Salam behja hai.

Mubarak ho Aap ko.

"EID ki Khushiyan"

Ye pegham hum ne aap ko advance behja hai

2009-09-13T13:16:00.003-07:00

Hum aap k dil mai rehte hain

Is liye har dard sehte hain

Koi hum se pehle WISH na kr dai aap ko

Is liye "7" din pehly

"WELCOME EID MUBARAK"

Kehte hain

2009-09-13T13:16:00.001-07:00

Arz kiya hai
zindagi ne diye buhat se sitam.
wah.wah
zindagi ne diye buhat se sitam.
wah wah.
khuda ki kasam EIDI khatam:

2009-09-13T13:15:00.000-07:00

Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.

2009-09-13T13:14:00.004-07:00

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we”ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….

2009-09-13T13:14:00.003-07:00

Congratulation!

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay

Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha

Film ka Naam ha,

‘Begarat Zameen Par’

2009-09-13T13:14:00.001-07:00

1ST LINE 2 BE WRITEEN IN EXAMS:

“All the answers written below are imagnary and work of my creative mind. Any RESEMBLENCE to TEXT BOOK is UNINTENTIONAL and PURELY ACCIDENTAL…”

2009-09-13T13:13:00.007-07:00

Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO BOLO BOLO !!!

Husband: KON MAIN?

Wife: NAHI
HUMARA NAYA PAROSI

2009-09-13T13:13:00.005-07:00

ACHA BATAO…
RAATON KO UTHATA HAI

-:->>

NEND URATA HAI
Bura bhala kehne ko DIL CHAHTA HAI

BOLO BOLO KON

KON
TUM?

ARAY NAHEE

HAMARA K.E.S.C.

2009-09-13T13:13:00.003-07:00

Zara 1 bat to batyn ye yad kr k hi papr dena q zaruri hy ?

or is se hota hi kya hy,

Thora boht yad reh jata hy jaise wo bhi pura likh kr ajaengy,

Cheating hour sirf akhir ka 1 hour,

2 ghanty bethy rhen kya?

Maza to ab ayega pocket guide k sath,

ji han ab pury k pury notes k sath net weight srf 12 grm,

Itny me to ek pharra bh na mily

or cheating hour papr ka hr hour,

T0o poket guide rkh k le jaen aur saaAaAab likh den dhong k sath. . . . . ["!"]

2009-09-13T13:13:00.001-07:00

Ki bumb da barosa yaar,
Bumb kidhron di aaway..
Chad mulak te chaliye baaaar, hooooo..

chad mulak te chaliye baar,
Kam aaway na aaway…

2009-09-13T13:12:00.004-07:00

Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera ALLAH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……….;-

2009-09-13T13:12:00.003-07:00

Mintaan Na Krwa,

Mobile Noo Utha,

Write Msg De Vich JA,

Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,

Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,

Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

2009-09-13T13:12:00.001-07:00

“Law of Love” derived from newton’s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)u2

2009-09-13T13:11:00.002-07:00

Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths2 - asambhav,
Maths1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
Distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
Fail - phir milenge

2009-09-13T13:11:00.001-07:00

Kuch Kuch Hota Hay

(Remix)

Exam Pas Aye
Dil Gabhraye

Board Na Jane Kya
Paper Banaye

Abto Mera Pen
Ruk Ruk K Chalta Hai..
Kya Karun Hae Kch Nahi Aata Ha.